No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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