Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Houston, we have a squirter
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I wear drunk well.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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