i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I believe in your delicious
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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