Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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