someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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