i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
