okay pat passed out under dana's car
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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