So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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