Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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