FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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