shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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