My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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