if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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