You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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