I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
My vagina just clenched in fear
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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