Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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