Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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