If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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