I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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