i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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