Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
being pregnant is like rehab
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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