its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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