she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I need water and some morals
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
