yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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