He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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