legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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