i just google imaged poop.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i think i have two assholes
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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