Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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