i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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