I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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