I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Randomize
