i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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