"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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