So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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