He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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