I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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