i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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