VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
they're like a gay fantastic four
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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