This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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