this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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