Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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