what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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