I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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