Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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