Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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