I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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