Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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