so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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