does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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