i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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