At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
In America we eat man semen.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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