Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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