She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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