You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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