She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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