Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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