It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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