I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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