so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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