Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
